Biden - "Isreal's Occupation of Sinai Peninsula Must Continue"

American president appears confused over what year it is

Washington D.C: Yakubian President and self-described, person who knows about little kids, Joe Biden made a confusing comment Saturday evening as he appeared to call for ‘Isreal’s’ “continued” occupation of the Sinai peninsula.

The right of Isreal to continue to defend and occupy its territory up to the gulf must be respected by Mr. Nasser, and the United States remains committed to Isreal’s right to defend itself.

The President’s statement has cause confusion around the world. Mainly because ‘Isreal’ has not occupied the Sinai Peninsula since 1982. When asked if he knew what year it was by Al Sakhifa correspondents, Mr. Biden had this to say:

Nasser was a bad dude, and he ran a bunch of bad boys, if you used Pomade in your hair, you had to wear a baby cap!

Egyptian President Abdel Fattah El-Sisi confirmed that ‘Isreal’ has not taken the Sinai peninsula, and that Mr. Biden instead, needs to take a nap.