Leaked 'Two-State Solution' Appears to Bring Hope

Early saturday morning, top officials leaked a new proposed “Two State Solution” to Al Sakhifa press agents in Occupied Palestine

‘Tel Aviv’ - Occupied Palestine: In the early hours of saturday morning American representatives met with members of the Knesset discussing a new radical plan which is now being considered. According to Al Sakhifa sources, the proposed partition plan includes returning Palestine to its original borders, and establishing a new Jewish homeland in the American territory currently known as ‘Brooklyn’.

Leaders from multiple arab countries are expected to hold meetings through the day as plans for what could be a history step forward appear to be unfolding.

Local settler Yaakov Fauci told Al Sakhifa “It’s like going home a second time, except this time we’re kicking out italians.”

As the occupation seems poised to complete the next phase of its genocide leaders from surrounding nations have expressed hope the Biden administration will accept the plans. The white house has so far not returned Al Sakhifa’s request for comment.

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