Bland German Food Unable to Compete with Actual Flavour Prompts Mass Hysteria Normal people prepare normal food deep inside hostile “German” territory Berlin: Muhammad Amir and his son moved to Berlin several years ago. Just days after opening a shop selling döner kebab, they were met with ‘German’ resistance. Bellicose, red faced men wearing leather trousers, astonished by the flavour of their food, aggressively assaulted the father and son. It was like a bad joke.

“Americans” gather to exchange racist pleasantries American National Hero and Eater of over 30,000 Big Mac’s (30.0 kBMcs) Donald A. Gorske Des Moines: A damp smell of manure lingers on the air over the quietly unmemorable town. A lone plastic shopping bag floats through a Wal Mart parking lot past large recreational vehicles with confederate flags. In the distance, the sound of a man wearing a tank top smacking his wife is heard.

American president appears confused over what year it is Washington D.C: Yakubian President and self-described, person who knows about little kids, Joe Biden made a confusing comment Saturday evening as he appeared to call for ‘Isreal’s’ “continued” occupation of the Sinai peninsula. The right of Isreal to continue to defend and occupy its territory up to the gulf must be respected by Mr. Nasser, and the United States remains committed to Isreal’s right to defend itself.

‘IDF sources in ‘Tel Aviv’ disclosed to Al Sakhifa’s correspondant Thursday morning that ‘Isreal’ has gained new intelligence on the location of several top Hamas leaders. Formerly suspected to be operating in tunnels beneath Al Shifa Hostpial in Gaza City, new intelligence received by the IDF has confirmed that a network of tunnels used by the shadowy organisation may in fact lie under a playground sandbox in southern Gaza. “We will level every sand castle, swingset, and slide” IDF Sargent Shalit told Al Sakhifa, “we must root out Palestinian childr… i mean Hamas from all parts of the Gaza strip.

Early saturday morning, top officials leaked a new proposed “Two State Solution” to Al Sakhifa press agents in Occupied Palestine ‘Tel Aviv’ - Occupied Palestine: In the early hours of saturday morning American representatives met with members of the Knesset discussing a new radical plan which is now being considered. According to Al Sakhifa sources, the proposed partition plan includes returning Palestine to its original borders, and establishing a new Jewish homeland in the American territory currently known as ‘Brooklyn’.